hottie teacher sleeps with another kid. alledgedly.

why is it that these boys keep coming out and saying these things? and when they do, why is it a crime? i mean, does it really happen? i hate to say these sort of things shouldn’t go to court without physical evidence, but it’s slowly turning into a salem witch trial.

so you hate a teacher? say you slept with her. she will undoubtedly get fired, charges pressed, and even if it doesn’t stick and your story falls apart, the teacher has already been drug through the mud and publicly labeled a “molester”.

thoughts anyone?

To me mary. FTW!!!!

She got me a card and now I feel like a heel. Even though we are trading the gift of hardwood floors.

of all the weird things, this was on gizmodo. now, i’ve heard of foot-fetishes, and the cheeky “foot-jobs” and seen the weird videos out there. but THIS. this is wrong is oh so many ways. here, just look at the image.

apparently it’s a combination of foot-vagina that only a Chernobyl survivor would have. but the usefulness of actually having a foogina? you have to walk around on it, it would probably get messy with heels. the list goes on. oh, but the best part? it apparently has something to do with jesse jane’s feet. now, i have known jesse for years, since highschool. i have seen the bottoms of her feet (not like that you perverts). and there was no vagina hole there. just normal feet. i wonder the market this is designed for.

sorry for the commercial.

yes, that was some sort of parody of a geico commercial. oddly enough, when the ACTUAL geico commercials are parodies of themselves. or of that television show. or a parody of a parody of a real show. i’m confused now.

totally rehashed from a security advisory….

Microsoft is aware that detailed exploit code demonstrating code execution has been published on the Internet for the vulnerability that is addressed by security update MS08-067. This exploit code demonstrates code execution on Windows 2000, Windows XP, and Windows Server 2003. Microsoft is aware of limited, targeted active attacks that use this exploit code. At this time, there are no self-replicating attacks associated with this vulnerability. Microsoft has activated its Software Security Incident Response Process (SSIRP) and is continuing to investigate this issue.

poking around with the exploit code has verified that it does not affect a host which has installed the updates detailed in MS08-067. Microsoft continues to recommend that customers apply the updates to the affected products by enabling the Automatic Updates feature in Windows.

oh yeah, HDMoore added a working module to the framework on the 28th…

was amazing. i will post video and pics later on. but i have some info to pass along to those of you who actually read the front page here. go watch zack and miri make a porno, because it has “fett’s vette” as the first song on the soundtrack. and apparently, MC Chris just pitched his own show starring himself to cartoon network, and he may stop touring. or something like that. either way, check it out.

i’m seriously disgusted by that guy from “the hills” and his creepy, flesh-colored beard. he should trim that crap down. it just weirds me out in oh so many ways.

this is of course in preparation for Funapalooza this sunday, but we all need something until the weekend heals us.

I’ve been missing for a while. It is a mixture of laziness and some more laziness. Essentially it is Summer in Dallas. A time for patios, happy hours, and concerts. Many concerts. And I always forget my camera.

This Summers rockin’ has been to:

- Loverboy, Everclear, Pat Benatar (Wildflower).
- Sixx AM, Pappa Roach, Buckcherry, Motley F’in Crue (CrueFest).
- Puddle of Mudd
- Faster Pussycat, L.A. Guns (Yes, they live and still tour).
- Candlebox (Flashback to 1993).

I may be foregetting one or two in there. However, the best show to date was last night at the Palladium. Bowling For Soup ALWAYS kicks much ass. If they head to the OKC soon you need to go see them. We got right up front for them. I’ll post some pictures as soon as I figure out how to get them up in the gallery.

There may be a challenger for best show of the Summer on August 31st. The TOADIES are playing at Possum Kingdom Lake. Follow the link for more info.

i’m glad i didn’t have a webcam or DV cam and youtube wasn’t around when i was this age. or willing to do something on such a global stage. anyway. watch.

did you know that a ladybug has seven spots?

seven days in a week

seven seas

seven wonders of the world

seven stars in the big dipper

seven days in creation

seven is a mersenne prime number

seven segments on older character LCD’s

seven colors in the rainbow (ROYGBIV)

seven objects in our solar system that are visible with the naked eye

seven emperors of rome

seven days in passover

seven deadly sins

seven virtues

seven terraces in purgatory

seven heavens in islamic tradition

seven earths in islamic tradition

seven chevrons in gate addresses in Stargate SG-1

seven rings in the game ‘halo’

seven articles in the constitution

seven points on a sheriff’s badge

seven holy temples for arabs

seven deities for the goths and the romans

seven years for solomon to build the temple

seven dwarfs

seven faculties to define intelligence

seven names of God

and there you have useless info about the number 7. i miss eating cheese.

yep. wesselhoff wants to make it illegal to be in a gang. even though it is against our constitutional rights to be charged with a crime for simply belonging to a group…..

here’s the kicker, he knows it’s unconstitutional, but he’s “going to pursue it anyway”. yep. they just want to keep you down here.

here is the link.

there are just too many jokes about, well, everything wrong with this town.

yay. Moore, oklahoma. right here in middle america.

has anyone seen my albatross?

oh, and i saw “dark knight”. yeah, drunk people are SERIOUSLY opinionated about this subject. i wont even begin to discuss the conversation i had with a person tonight about that.

so my reunion has come and went. i didn’t go. and i survived. and i think i will live with my decision just fine. i was able to catch up with some people that i wanted to see at an afterparty, and at the XO lounge in the colcord. however, i DID miss a few people that i really would have liked to see. but not at the expense of all the anxiety of dealing with the other people that i was trying to avoid.

let me tell you about my manual labor incident this weekend. so i’m at my ‘rents house today, helping them clear some brush that has been there since the ice storm back in february. my brother and i are cutting down portions of this HUGE tree that has been in my parents backyard for as long as i can remember and i was using a wheel-barrel to get the heavier bits of wood to the front of their yard. well, me being the dumbass that i am, was goofing around and ended up digging the frame portion of the wheel barrel into the driveway and then impaling myself on the handle. it later bled through the t-shirt i was wearing and subsequently caused discomfort for the rest of the day and well into the evening. it started to subside until i decided to throw a taco bell cup over frankie’s back fence and i felt what i thought was a midget with a fire-poker, stabbing me in my abdomen. it wasn’t nice.

now it’s five am and i am on my back porch, writing again. not really having a point. but just writing to be writing. maybe should start making notes about things i’m going to write about and actually having a topic instead of just blathering on for a bit and then going silent on the wire for so long.

ok. it’s now been 15 minutes that i’ve been staring at a blinking cursor. my fingers poised on the keys, waiting for something to write about. nothing is flowing. i’ll just stop.

my anxiety has seemed to be getting the better of me lately. i’ve been staying in alot, and when anything doesn’t seem to be working out for me, i tweak. full on muscle tension, headaches. racing thoughts. it’s not like it used to be, with the shortness of breath, dizziness, numbness of extremities and face. it’s a much less dramatic scenario. of course, i still check my pulse like my heart is going to stop beating at any minute.

driving seems to calm me down though. so tonight, i went driving. aimlessly. like i used to when i was younger.

of course, a good stretch of road was pretty much ruined as i was approaching my neighborhood and had to pass through another one. where, a man, who had some sort of bandage on his nose from whatever he’d gotten into and was talking on what appeared to be a cordless phone from at least two decades ago, gave me a GIANT wave as i passed him on the side of the road. did i mention this happened at four am? maybe he’s just a night-owl like me. maybe he’s coming off of a three day drunk. or he could be cooking meth and just “not sleepy”.